Conversation with a Mameluke, Part Deux.

I.G “You have seen the internet? All the allegations against you? They are not all false surely?”

Haslam “Woss all vaht abaht ven?. I don’t know nuffink”.

I.G “The photo on is you though”

Haslam “Well, yes, well no, well, yes, woss is all vis abaht?”

I.G “Have you read Goggzilla?”

Haslam “He is speaking aht ‘is arse.”

I.G “May we quote you on that?”

Fade, end scene. Tomorrow, will the “Justice For Ched” candidate set forth his manifesto here? Wait and see folks.

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