The wonder is not why is Peter Jukes so often wrong, more, why is he so rarely right? Even the law of averages would see the Armenian Shakespeare hit the target sometimes. Latest Closeauesque mistake is the misidentifying of a Scots security guard as an FSB top spy.
Will the mysterious “Frank Matthews” assist in getting to the bottom of this? As we stand back and guffaw at yet more “Byline” errors, Jukes is not admitting to having troll accounts on Twitter. Goggzilla can be found @71croydon. One of the great unanswered questions of our time is where is the final missing episode of “Untold”? Is Putin responsible for taking it? Or a Dachshund from Dagestan perhaps? We may never find out.
Finally, to whomever is accessing past posts, it was HHJ Maddison who dismissed the trial of Jonathan Rees and the Vian Brothers, not Supt Maddison. Nuff said.