Queer events at Biggin Hill.

“A Boy’s Own adventure”. Group Captain Goggins looked out across the fields to where the spitfires were refuelling. Squadron Leader Brydges-Featherstone coughed. “I say, Sir, you seem to be looking for a rather nasty chap, Derek G Haslam”. The Group Captain nodded. “Yes he made sure some of our pilots were captured by the Boche”.

The Squadron Leader knew that the undercover agent had assistance, that it was most probably nearby. “You were looking in the wrong place all along, Sir. His half brother is not his half brother. Our boffins at Photographic Interpretation took a shufti at this” It was then that “Feathers” placed an old photo on the table. “As you can see, Sir, either Guanaboa Vale or Trelawny”. The G C pounded the table. “This means that Francis Willoughby Haslam must have entered the country with forged documents” … “or that there are two cuckoos in the nest”.

A jeep with redcaps screeched to a halt. They all headed off to Peterborough. Would that be a racist ending?

About Ciaran Goggins

Defeated UK at ECHR over innocent folks DNA sample retention, spokesman in Justice for Ched Evans campaign, now putting the finishing touches to academic paper on who really murdered Daniel Morgan in 1987.
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